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Slang name for condoms.
I going to buy some monkeyhats so I can where my ladys ass out.
by Big Ron J October 07, 2008

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a monkey hat is where you climb to a high place (like the roof of a house or on a ladder) and shit on the top of your partners head. the shit will look like a fez, which monkeys are known to where.

caution: it may sting when it hits
I gave scotts mom a wicked tall monkey hat while he was at school today.
by Scotty Wiggins September 15, 2006

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