monkey fuckin' a football

a person with no coordination, an event that is unorganized.
get a mental picture of a monkey fucking a football... there is you're definition

*let me help you lift that box, you look like a monkey fuckin' a football

monkey fuckin' a football by bogart March 10, 2005

monkeyfuck 

Lighting a cigarette from an already lit bud

Hey baby, bring that cigarette closer over here so we can monkeyfuck

monkeyfuck by Bungalow Bill March 4, 2003

Monkeyfuck 

A fuck of a monkey, or fuck from a monkey. Weird and shitty in either case.

Wow, that dipshit is surely ready for a monkeyfuck. Or maybe a monkeyfuck is ready for him.

Monkeyfuck by AntiGop February 11, 2021

monkeyfucking 

getting multiple people working on a problem that is not worth their collective time.

Oh great, and now he's got half the office monkeyfucking this simple configuration issue

monkeyfucking by mattly August 19, 2008

donkeyfucking cocksucker 

One who likes to fuck a donkey several times over and over, and then three times again, and also one who loves to shove penis after penis into her mouth(a.e. Katie Jennings). Usually it is a ritial followed by the butch dumping on the bitch's chest.

Wow how many jews did you bang you donkeyfucking cocksucker?

donkeyfucking cocksucker by Someone July 19, 2004

MonkeyFuck 

Using someones lit cigarette to light yours. Cigarette must be in person's mouth while lighting.

I can't find my lighter, Can I monkeyfuck you?

MonkeyFuck by KnapiLife December 17, 2011

monkeyfucker 

someone who fucks monkeys

celia is a monkeyfucker

monkeyfucker by Ajjizzle June 9, 2011