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monkey trumpets 

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originated on the television show "Futurama" by Zapp Brannigan's assistant Kif

used to express extreme dissapointment
oh monkey trumpets, i dropped my ice cream
monkey trumpets by hans strudlehiemer January 17, 2008
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monkey trumpets • monkey • monkey nuts • Monkey Boy • Monkey Wrench • monkey ball • monkey face • monkey fucker • Monkey brains • monkey punch

Monkey Trumpet 

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Blowing into ones butthole
The girl from the bar last night let me give her a monkey trumpet
Monkey Trumpet by Seeryulz May 16, 2020
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Monkey Trumpet 

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A barking spider; a rusty sheriff's badge
"Christ on a bike, who's been tootling on their monkey trumpet?"
Monkey Trumpet by andybased April 30, 2008
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monkey trumpet 

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the proper termonolgy for a "vuvuzela"
the spear chuckers were are so annoying when they blow their monkey trumpets at the soccer games
monkey trumpet by krs42 July 13, 2010
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kenlet 

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A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026
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I mean I guess bro

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a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026
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