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monkey tilt 

Used most often used at the poker table, or in reference to a poker game.

An extreme form of tilt, often caused by a series of bad beats, excessive table banter from donkeys, or otherwise shit-ass luck in a poker game. The player experiencing monkey tilt may experience one or more of the following syptoms: 1) complete and utter disregard for money (in fact, other players may even claim that the player in question "hates money") 2) frequent bluffs and all-in moves before the flop in a no-limit hold-em game 3) calling bets with complete disregard for the cards or the odds being offered 4) jumping up and down screaming "oooh oooh aah ahh" while shoving a banana down your own throat
The dude in the 2-seat is on complete fucking monkey tilt.
monkey tilt by Carlos CFC October 12, 2005
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MonkeyFilter

MonkeyFilter is a Metafilter spawn, only with more bananas and less flinging.
I didn't touch your socks.
MonkeyFilter by idest October 6, 2004

monkeytits 

Elongated breasts with unusually large, dark areolas. See National Geographic.
While watching vintage, 70s porn, "Nice monkeytits."
monkeytits by Chimay January 15, 2004

Monkeytistic monkeycow

when you're playing Minecraft and you see a mooshroom, and then your friend starts being annoying, he's a monkeytistic monkeycow
you monkeytistic monkeycow james! why don't you go become a mooshroom yourself