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monkey lip 

The result of the residue or tar left behind on a person's lips after doing an exceptionally large bong hit or hitting on a blunt or blizzo...usually occuring from the bottom of of a person's bag if it is of high quality pot strain like kush, chronic or indo or from smoking any very low grade pot like schwag weed, brown or mexican bud.
JC did a huge hit of the chronic and had monkey lip when he tried to pass the hit to his girl, Tia.
monkey lip by jcinvegas July 2, 2008
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MONKEY LIPPED BITCH 

A woman of black decent whom has large lips.
"That Oprah is one MONKEY LIPPED BITCH!!"
MONKEY LIPPED BITCH by skullme January 11, 2009

Sock monkey lips 

adj. Term used to describe lips that have been over injected.
Lips that are disproportionate to the facial symmetry due to plastic surgery.
Lips like that of the vintage toy The Sock Monkey
That chic from the Real Housewives has some serious Sock Monkey lips!

Lisa Rinna (before they were reduced), Melanie Griffith, Donatella Versace
Sock monkey lips by Airdon2 April 13, 2011

monkey lipped 

To put something into one's mouth, like a cigarette, straw, spoon or pen and take it out only to have it covered in saliva. Similar to the way monkeys do at the zoo when they put anything in their mouths.
Teresa took a drag off my cigarette and when I got it back she had monkey lipped it. It was almost soaked to death.

Bill borrowed my pen and while he was thinking about the problem, he put it in his mouth and monkey lipped it. When I got it back, it was dripping with spit.
monkey lipped by little billy boy November 22, 2011

monkey lips

when the sides of a womans pussy are so big they look like monkey lip
i was eatingout this girl and her monkey lips almost ate me
monkey lips by mon-key lips May 16, 2004

monkey minky lips

when a girl has a thicker mustache then your penis !
OH FUCK, she got monkey minky lips with that doo wop.

Lipstick Monkey 

A lipstick monkey is someone who you want to kiss a lot, this is because the lipstick represents kissing and monkeys are cheeky.
Oh look over there, she’s a lipstick monkey!
Lipstick Monkey by caz321 April 22, 2019
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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