something that isn't useful. while not necessarily harmful, it offers no help and no information. originated in "Thumbtanic," when a diagram of a monkey was presented as an evacuation route, ("there's a way out, but it's not pretty!")
Source: "This isn't useful! This is a monkey!"
Example: Girl-"What are you doing tonight?"
Boy (vaguely)- "I'm going to do some things."
Girl- "That's a monkey!"
Example: Math teacher- "This set of parentheses is a monkey. They don't tell us anything we didn't already know."
Slang for the female genetalia, Pussy!
Hey dog, that bitch has a fat ass monkey!!
The most awesome animal in the world. Can be tamed to play instruments, act in movies, etc. He who has a monkey 0wn
I bought a monkey yesterday, and now I am extremely cool.
A racial slur directed towards a person of African-American ethnicity.
Hey look at that nigger, you stupid monkey!
A slang term for female genitalia
Twerk that monkey lemme see you get low
cockney(London slang for 500 Quid
a furry animal with destructive tendencies
Hes got a monkey in his wallet!
Look at the cute fuzzy monkey
One of the three primary ingredients of a good game.
Nothing in life can not be improved with either monkeys, pirates or ninjas
(n.) Slang term for vagina.
"I got all up in her monkey last night."