Top Definition
to abuse, misuse, overuse, destroy, or handle carelessly
overuse: "who the hell keeps monkey mitting all the damn toilet paper?"
mishandle: "Quit monkey mitting shit before you break something!"
abuse/destroy: "That bitch was monkey mitting the remote and now I have to walk to the damn tv!"
by Chris Bailey December 10, 2003
An alternative format for playing edward forty hands where you drink brass monkeys instead of regular forties.
"Hey Joe the Plumber, let's play forty hands tonight."
"Nah, John. Let's play monkey mitts."
by K Sully October 18, 2008

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