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Monkertron 

A giant metallic robot strangely obsessed with saying 'Monkertron' in its metallic robot voice, and hiding and singing in the undergrowth scaring the Lavatory Shrews. The Monkertron is clearly an early (failed) experiment in AI as it often mis-quotes items in its memory and can often trip when trying to mult-task and say 'Lloyds' while walking. A pungent odour often surrounds Monkertron and some external staining is often evident especially around the omelette region.
Winda - Listen, you smell something?
Toilets - Oh yeh, it's that stinking Monkertron
Monkertron - M*nk@Rtr0N
Monkertron by zzwill December 1, 2011
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monkeytron 

Stupid illiterate bitch that sucks and swallows
That monkeytron sure is a hoe.
monkeytron by homie of the westside September 30, 2014

mockerty 

a word to describe the state of someones cleanliness. particulaly in Newark, Nottinghamshire, UK.
look at that mockerty bastard

i bet her curtains stink like a fucking whales cock, mockerty bitch.
mockerty by R Clark September 28, 2006

monkeytype 

monkeytype is a typing webiste with lots of settings and customization.
I have been practicing my typing on monkeytype for the past year!
monkeytype by g598 May 2, 2022

braindead monkerton

The term is used to describe someone or something that is inept or below average intelligence.

The word "monkerton" is formed from the shortening of "monkey" -> "monk" with an additonal "erton." (To signify relevance or importance)
Got_bot just teamkilled again. What a braindead monkerton.
braindead monkerton by smore007 April 21, 2018
An act of foolishness that results in popularity.
I got a girlfriend by making a monkery of myself.
Monkery by The Some December 7, 2020

Monkeytype 

A game always played by Texpo Tang. Because his typing sound is too loud, everyone tries to mock him. Texpo always shows his typing speed to others, but actually no one cares.
Teacher: "What's Texpo doing with his laptop mate?"
Me: "His playing monkeytype mate"
Teacher: "Texpo, put it away or I AM GONNA SEND YOU OUT"
Monkeytype by Fat duck pro April 26, 2023