monkephant 

a monkephant is a mammal that has the size and long nose of an elephant and the fur, tail and aposable thumbs of a monkey. Monkephants can be found in their native homeland deep in the equatorial rainforests of Africa eating banananas and swinging from trees while creating much havoc. Monkephants do NOT make good househeld pets. Ever.

That child is behaving like a goddamned monkephant.

monkephant by Patrick F. Johnson September 8, 2005

pinple moosephant 

An extremely unusual cross breed of a pink moose and a purple elephant creating pinple moosephant.

Most often seen in the mountains of el salvador or in the deserts of egypt. Its diet only consists of fish and bologna. The body is almost entirely an elephant, having two antlers on iits head.

Legend holds it that if you ever catch a glimpse of this pinple moosephant, you will receive all of the gold at the end of a double rainbow.

Associated with the concept of weirdoism.

I saw a pinple moosephant...I think I peed my pants...

pinple moosephant by mrsbologna March 13, 2011

Monkeypants 

An unusually potent term of endearment which can be employed to trump lesser terms.

"Sweetiebucket, would you go out and buy me a doughnut?"

"Of course, Monkeypants, I'd do anything for you."

Monkeypants by Senorita Jiggypants December 30, 2007

monkeyhandles 

the act of a woman hanging upside down and giving two guys a handjob.

"me and my friend met some crazy ho and she did the monkeyhandles on us.

monkeyhandles by Highlandr October 2, 2006

monkaphant

a monkey and an elephant that breed and have a baby. It has fur all over its body, eats bananas, and has hands like a monkey. It has a large body and big ears like and elephant.

Oh My Monkaphant; Holy Mother Monkaphant!, ect.

monkaphant by Princess Sarah June 20, 2007

Donkephant 

1. Direct result of modern American politics as result of the consistent insistence upon "one party or the other" while nothing much more than money grubbing is going on in either of those directions... usually residing in the teen aged twenty something demographics still unknowing, but influenced from the social motion of said corruptions, where individuals associate themselves more with a media personality than actual politics/social efficiencies. Much less adherence to personal/party/social meaning and ideas.

2. Also residing in the baby boomer population as direct result of mid-life crisis along with other envies claimed to be remedied with Viagra.

3. Political notion firmly within the turn coat areas of reasoning. Usually as result of various forms of corrupt participation having nothing to do with political ideology or adherence to actual Republican/Democrat beliefs beyond kickbacks.

3. A peculiar and as of yet actual animal, that has the body of a donkey, huge elephant ears and a long trunk that always sniffs at your peanuts.

Simple... we will just use the Donkephants and Elephonkeys through some promotion campaigns, to get our hands on the real score when in office.

Donkephant by Nefarious Aflatus December 23, 2008

donkephant 

the ideal political party. part elephant, part donkey.............part amazing

"I'm not a republican! & I'm not a democrat!
I'M A DONKEPHANT!!!!!"

donkephant by stef & bubby rat January 17, 2008