monkaphant
a monkey and an elephant that breed and have a baby. It has fur all over its body, eats bananas, and has hands like a monkey. It has a large body and big ears like and elephant.
monkaphant by Princess Sarah June 20, 2007
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monkephant
a monkephant is a mammal that has the size and long nose of an elephant and the fur, tail and aposable thumbs of a monkey. Monkephants can be found in their native homeland deep in the equatorial rainforests of Africa eating banananas and swinging from trees while creating much havoc. Monkephants do NOT make good househeld pets. Ever.
monkephant by Patrick F. Johnson September 8, 2005
Donkaphant
a political party made up of democrats(donkeys) and republicans(elephants).the Donkaphants that are running this country are comprised of right to far right politicians. they masquerade as two different parties but are really one and the same.
The donkaphants are continuing to favor laws benefiting the wealthy and corporations over the best interest of the American people.
Donkaphant by rollinthunder133 July 23, 2011
David Monkypants
David Monkypants is a man known for having an impossibly large left-curving penis, accompanied by anger issues.
If you piss him off, he will dick slap you all the way to mars.
His favourite dish is the green bean casserole.
If you piss him off, he will dick slap you all the way to mars.
His favourite dish is the green bean casserole.
David Monkypants by wibbawobba June 7, 2024
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
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