12 definitions by prettyugly

A person who adds you on any social media/dating app, who is not that attractive, but you're giving them a chance, and sends you nothing but perverted messages no matter what is said.
Girl: "so where did yourbband name kayne incognito come from?"
Boy; "kayne (Kane) is my middle name."
Girl: "OmG that's so hot. You just went up 10 sexy points for a total of 110! Redeem them soon!!!"
Guy: "don't be such a pervy merve!"
by prettyugly February 6, 2017
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ever seen a fat chav bloke with shitloads of tatoos? well hes probably a tester. tatoo parlours grab random blokes off the street, drug 'em then draw random shit on them.
that 50 cent has so many tatoo's hes gotta b a fuckin tester
by prettyugly November 21, 2004
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just another word that i cant spell, say or understand its meaning. also an illness
im shit at spelling. i suffer from antidilastablishmentarianism
by prettyugly November 21, 2004
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When the boss man blows a giant load so thick you can chew it like hubba bubba.
Girl: "when Norm came in my mouth it was so thick I could chew it. "

In France they call it Le' Cum Gum!
by prettyugly April 28, 2017
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dropping dead after listening to a CD
how did he die? i think he was one true voiced
by prettyugly November 21, 2004
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bunch of interfering bastards.
that was a joke. the social services do a great job.
by prettyugly November 21, 2004
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