Satan's Moneyshot 

A term for being sprayed in the face with a very hot and/or painful liquid.

Friend 1: Dude, I asked this girl for her number. Instead she gave me Satan's Moneyshot!

Friend 2: Holy crap man! She must have thought you were a rapist.

Satan's Moneyshot by Johan The Destroyer July 12, 2012

Monkeyfisting 

The act of shitting in one's hand and making a fist. Then proceeding to shove one's fist in their partner's rectum

Chad and I enjoy a good monkeyfisting every night.

Monkeyfisting by Zomboy595 December 23, 2016

moneyshift 

To shift from very high rpms in higher gear into lower gear, thus driving rpms even higher, way past redline. This leads to severe engine damage, since rev limiter cannot protect an engine in this situation.

A very costly maneuver, typically performed in street or drag racing when people shift from third into second instead of fourth.

I was at 6k in third, and then I did a moneyshift. Now it will cost me 2 grand to fix up the engine.

moneyshift by junkDriver August 15, 2006

Monkfish 

An insult used to insult people when you are short of insults.
Seen as a plan B option to insult people which will always get you respect an admiration.
Also a fish that tastes nice

Joe: Your mum is fat
Bob: er *blank* your such a monkfish
Joe: ...
Crowd: *cheers*

Monkfish by maniacishere October 21, 2009

Maine Moneyshot 

When one ejaculates into another person’s butthole, then he/she farts the nut out of her/his butthole onto the one who ejaculated’s face. Making it a moneyshot.

Sharleen is so freaky, she wanted to do the Maine Moneyshot.

Maine Moneyshot by Asainbot69 November 17, 2018

Monkeyfishing 

To write a story on a web site (the more respectable and prominent the better) that is complete and abject bullshit. From a famous incident involving Slate magazine where a writer wrote a story positing a sport involving fishing rods, oranges and simians, and (surprise!) it all turned out to be fabricated.

Obama is really the love child of Raquel Welch and Sammy Davis Junior? Interesting theory, but I think you're monkeyfishing.

Monkeyfishing by Odgred Weary October 20, 2010

MonkeyFist Energy 

MonkeyFist Energy or MFE is when someone is overly arrogant when they are hot shit and/or tries to make everything about themselves.

Person1: "I came across this huge asshole the other day."
Person2: "Really? What kind of person were they?"
Person1: "Oh they gave off huge MonkeyFist Energy."
Person2: "God what a prick."

MonkeyFist Energy by Nathan._. May 3, 2022