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Money shot neti pot 

When a man cums so much and so hard , it flows out of a persons nose, thus flushing it out.
He came so much that money shot neti pot cleared my sinuses out last night.

Pot monkey 

someone that lingers around people, that smoke them out for free. when their person that smokes runs out of weed they look for another person to smoke with them for free but never has their own green or money
this guy left because we smoked all our bud then the guy leaves and says something like, "ima bout to go smoke out"(he leaves) (people in room say) that fucking pot monkey smoked all are weed and won't share
Pot monkey by zippo420 August 6, 2011

Pot monkey 

Nickname for any stoner who tokes too much.
Also can be used to offend stoners who are stoned.
Dude, pass the spliff you pot monkey!
Pot monkey by unrealt87 December 7, 2004

pot-bellied spider monkey 

being unusually agile or quick for an overweight person.
my kid knocked her sippy cup off the table and my pot-bellied spider monkey of a wife caught it before it hit the ground.

potato monkey 

Guy:Hey look at that fucking potato monkey alcoholic.
Other Guy: Who has 4 long island iced teas in one sitting
potato monkey by psuedonym jones December 18, 2021

potato monkey 

A combination between a potato and a monkey. Used to indicate ridiculous things that don't make any sense.
Friend: Do you think a donkey can run faster than a cheetah when the donkey is chased by a snake?
Me: What?! I don't even think it can run faster than a potato monkey