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toilet paper money

"Don't worry bout it, I'll be right up there with your toilet paper money"

Tolietty Money 

What you might call the rock legend, "Johnny Cash"

John is another name for a toliet, and cash is another name for money.
We're going to see Tolietty Money perform at the Gorge Amphitheatre this evening. Wanna join us?
Tolietty Money by Telephony May 14, 2015

Toilet Monkey 

The nasty crap that surrounds the outer ring of your toilet
Sally: My hair is wet can you pass me a towel?
Jimmy: (grabs towel from around toilet)
Sally: Gross! I don't want to use that towel, it was on the ground with the toilet monkeys.
Toilet Monkey by Furnend March 30, 2011

Toilet Monkey 

A really annoying person, usually acting in an obnoxious manner. Bitter, hateful and aggresive, this person usually has no idea that no one likes them. Sucks at all endeavers where defining a winning strategy, managing a team or inspiring success is involved.
What makes an individual become so hateful and mad at the world that they become a Toilet Monkey?
Toilet Monkey by Dexter69 February 20, 2012

Toilet monkey 

Monkey that’s in the toilet
John Stamos: Yo what that monkey doin in the

toilet

Steve Jobs: oh yeah that’s toilet monkey nigga he stay willin he crazy af
Toilet monkey by Sam Gleason October 16, 2019

Toilet monkey 

A toilet monkey is a person of Arab dissent.
It is a derogative term used to insult and degrade people from the Middle East
Toilet monkey by Jack McGrath October 24, 2022