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SIGN MONKEY 

A INDIVIDUAL THAT IS EXTREMELY PROFICIENT IN THE CLIMBING OF SIGNS & BILLBOARDS etc. SOME @ EXTREME HEIGHTS AND MOVES TO AND FRO WITH SUCH SPEED & PRECISION THAT IT WOULD SEEM THAT THIS OVERLY AGILE PERSON COULD POSSIBLY HAVE A

PREHENSILE TAIL ???
THAT GUY WORKING ON THAT SIGN IS SWINGING AROUND UP THERE JUST LIKE A " SIGN MONKEY " !!!
SIGN MONKEY by BUNDYPOFF October 15, 2020
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Jomeone born under the Monkey zodiac sign during a year with a strong Water element 

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Jomeone born under the Monkey zodiac sign during a year with a strong Water element

jomeone born under the Monkey zodiac sign during a year with a strong Water element 

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Jomeone born under the Monkey zodiac sign during a year with a strong Water element

Someone born under the Monkey zodiac sign during a year with a strong Water element 

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Someone born under the Monkey zodiac sign during a year with a strong Water element

Sign-off monkey 

A person who has a steady, reasonably-paid job that involves upholding standards who is happy to add their signature to any wrong or unethical thing that their employer asks them to sign off. Some examples might be a careless employees working as an Environmental Officer in a local government authority, a Social Worker in an under-staffed Department of Community Services or a Safety Officer at a mine site.
The last person in this position was just a sign-off monkey so for the first couple of months I was mostly sorting out problems.
Sign-off monkey by JiyaRe December 29, 2019

signifyin' monkey 

One who stirs up trouble between others.
Story of the Signifyin' Monkey who tells the lion (King of the jungle, that in a nearby well, there is a potent adversary. The lion looks down into the well, sees his reflection and growls. When he takes the echo of his own roar to be a challenge he jumps into the well to attack the supposed adversary.
This defuses his power at no cost to the monkey.
signifyin' monkey by helloboyd August 22, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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