Screw the rules I have Money 

A term to break the rules. Not to care about the rules

Joey: Dont do that!
BOb:Screw the rules I have money

Screw the rules I have Money by help man1233 January 21, 2011

Screw the Rules, I Have Money! 

Seto Kaiba's catchphrase from yu gi oh the abridged series created by LittleKuriboh. First used when he lost a children's card game to yu gi.

Usage: to shun authority or to tease by flaunting one's wealth.
can be adapted to fit the situation.

ex. 1
Yu gi: Did you just summon a lot of monsters all at once.
Kaiba: Yeah, so?
Yu gi: You can't do that, it's against the rules.
Kaiba: Screw the Rules, I Have Money!
ex. 2
Person 1: leeroy, you dumb ass, you just fucked up our plan.
Leeroy: Screw the Plan, I Have Chicken!

Screw the Rules, I Have Money! by dr. daniel jackson August 19, 2009

screwed monkey

An alcoholic drink made by drinking a 40 of malt liquor down to the top of the label, then pouring in vodka and orange juice (a screwdriver) til it is completely full. Very delicious.

I only drank one screwed monkey and I was messed up for the entire night.

screwed monkey by Drinkmaster January 18, 2006

screaming monkey 

yanking the armpit hair of a hairy woman during sex and making her scream.

All natural girl/hippie type on top of man riding cowgirl, when he reaches up and yanking her armpit hair out, causing her to yell and shake her arms like a screaming monkey.

screaming monkey by loneagle December 9, 2008

screaming monkey 

vagina, cunt, pussy, minge

only girls have a screaming monkey

screaming monkey by gm May 13, 2005

Screaming Monkey 

Sex Move: first you shave your partner's ass weekly for 3 months. You then let the hair grow fairly long.Finally when you are about to penetrate your partner's anus with your penis, you rip all the hair off the ass in one tug. In the end the victim will scream like a monkey.

I gave that bitch a screaming monkey last night.

Screaming Monkey by Matthewfax February 19, 2009

Salvadoran screaming monkey flu 

In native El Salvador there is many diseases, one of which is the infamous Salvadoran screaming monkey flu. It is known to induce rampant seminal discharge and hormone difficulties, it is estimated that one out of 6 people catch it at some point in their lifetime

I just got Salvadoran screaming monkey flu, darn

Salvadoran screaming monkey flu by Ayalanews89 August 31, 2019