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monkey girl 

A small, skinny, attractive girl who you could wear on your back, and then swing her around front in order to have sex with her at will.
Hey man, look at that hot little monkey girl.
monkey girl by Marcc April 20, 2007

Monkey girl fuck slave 

A girl that can contort herself in a monkey like position and that is a damn good fuck slave.
My wife wanted a new nick name. I told her lets name you Monkey girl fuck Slave after she gave me head while she hung her head over the side of the bed. Kind of like skull fucking but on a different level.
Monkey girl fuck slave by DAX December 25, 2012

Monkey Girl 

1. From the Root word monkeyA rare female monkey that lives in the trees of urban areas.

A:Typically will make you laugh your head off if you start a conversation with her.

3. A Carnival Queen currently married to the Snake Man one tent over in most carnivals.
I don't know how I have lived with out knowing Monkey Girl.

I feel the Monkey Girl inside of me calling me to go climb a tree!
Monkey Girl by Monkey Girl February 17, 2005

national give your girlfriend money day 

you give your own girlfriend money on November 12
Hey, it’s National Give Your Girlfriend Money day!

monkeygirl 

A person who does not have a specific role at the office place, therefore does odd jobs, i.e: Filing, soda runs, faxing, making phone calls, etc.

Very mindless tasks.

Works for little (or no) pay.
Angela V. hates being the monkeygirl but that's just the way it has to be.
monkeygirl by pattycakes January 14, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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