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That which allows lazy people to do stupid things without painful consequences, thus keeping them forever stupid.
It's not the love of money that is the root of all evil, but rather the lack of it—it's not wrong to have money; it's wrong for money to have you.
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In life, you must go to school to have an opportunity to make large quantities of money. Once you can go to the job, you end up working for money until retirement, where you can spend your last years reflecting on all the time you wasted accumulating money instead of enjoying it.
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Paper and coinage that can be used to exchange for goods and services. More of it equals power and chicks.
"My money got me a wife honey."
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Money; Cant live with it, cant live without it.
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slang: 1a) A person possessing an outstanding personality quality, social skill, physical appearance, or any exceptional ability or skill that makes them stand out.; 1b) To be the best at something; 1c) Skilled to the level of being as good as currency.
You're so money, and you dont even know it. (origin "Swingers" Miramax 1996)
by Rick VH May 27, 2003
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The biggest reason for stress in most marriages and the number one cause of divorce in the United States.
Without money in which to pay the bills, Susie & Bobby are forced to file for bankruptcy.
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Of unusually high quality; very good; excellent: this wine is money;

Majestic; imposing: michael jordon is money.

Rich; luxurious: your apartment is money.
I banged Monique last night.

Damn, she is a hottie! How was it?

It was soooo money.
by nick May 09, 2005
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