moms i'd like to pamper 

MILP

Moms I'd Like to Pamper

moms i'd like to pamper by Lyubi January 15, 2016

your moms dead outside 

New York slang for 'your moms outside right now'

New York Nigga: AYO SHIT, YOUR MOMS DEAD OUTSIDE
Texas Nigga: *Starts Crying*

your moms dead outside by r fly May 13, 2018

moms demand action 

A group of Karen's who don't believe in the right to self defense

Moms demand action is protesting guns again

moms demand action by lopi216 May 15, 2022

ur moms dick

Ur mom isn't normal....

Ur moms dick is huge!

ur moms dick by Seth is awesome October 5, 2016

my moms dead 

A response to the phrase "your mom", where the user is trying to make the "jokester" feel badly.
The jokester either apologizes or comes back with something witty.

Person 1: hey yo! Who's the man?!
"Jokester": your mom!
Person 1: dude, my moms dead okay...
"Jokester": oh my god, look I'm sorry, I didn't know...
Person 1: haha, look who just got pwned.

Person 1: You're gay.
"Jokester": your mom's gay!
Person 1: ... my mom's dead...
"Jokester": yea, I know... she's the reason I'm necro...

my moms dead by Brttny Frrr July 24, 2008

Moms Dirty

When someone says "ya moms dirty" they're saying that ya mom got fucked or just has cum / smegma on her

Skib:"Heard from ya moms lately?"
Dkust:"no.."
Skib:"heard she got her dirty.. Why you let niggas hurt ya moms letting a real one dirty her like that ain't it ya mom bout 30 on the corner and dirty in ha mouth the 10 dude broke ha shit for 30cents and you over here smiling like a dick head"
Dkrust:"ohh... My fault long fella i forgot to tell ya i had to hurt ha mouth with something on some kesedo johnny juhnt"
Skib:"its all good triple platinum dick sauce i was just tryna ac 130 in ha mouth with the 10 doods"
Dkrust:"i got you next time bro mb for being such a bad friend"
Circle man:"now thats what you call a... MOMS DIRTY HEEHEEE heeeheheee"

Moms Dirty by master god lord and savior November 16, 2020

Moms Dad

Moms Dad rhymes with hoes mad, so we all should say it instead of moms dad.

"Dude have you heard hoes mad?"
"Nah nigga only moms dad"

Moms Dad by fortnitegamer143communism September 27, 2019