Ho Ho Homosexuality

Coming out to your family and/or friends about your gayness at Christmas time.

Dirk finally told his parents he's gay on December 23rd, it was a classic case of ho Ho Ho Homosexuality.

Ho Ho Homosexuality by Circushead June 28, 2006

Reclusive homosexuality 

A sexual orientation that develops in heterosexual individuals as a symptom of being so incredibly down bad that even traps appear to be worthy sexual partners.

First coined in 2022 on twitter.

Person 1: I'd hit that.
Person 2: BRO! That's a trap!
Person 1: Yeah, but I am so down bad that I am low key ok with that.
Person 2: Dude! That's reclusive homosexuality.

Reclusive homosexuality by AnonymousDegenerate728 November 6, 2022

State Enforced Homosexuality

Homosexuality enforced by the state.

Nibba: Do you think religious institutions like collages, Churches, charities, should they lose their tax exempt status if they oppose same-sex marriage?

Fake Mexican: Yes

Audience: *applause*

State Enforced Homosexuality

State Enforced Homosexuality by Hieronymous Lex March 17, 2021

homosexuality 

When two people of the same gender love eachother.

There's nothing wrong with it

homosexuality by alijojojooo September 20, 2005

Homosexuality 

1-The number one way to prevent overpopulation

2-Something every teen is accused of

Example 1: being accused
Tim: Richie likes soccer

Rob: What a Faggot
Ricchie: Fuck you soccer is awsome and its called football bitch

Example 2: Homosexuality
Tim: Hey rob now we made so everybody thinks Richies gay
Rob: yeah now nobody will think we're gay
Tim: Wanna have gay sex
Rob: You know i do

Tim: Fuck Yeah!!!!!!!!!

Homosexuality by Alfredosauce97 June 24, 2011

homosexuality 

Used to describe sexual or romantic feelings between two people of the same gender.

People often refer to the Bible or God to backup their points about homosexuality. They say that "It's in the bible that it's a sin, so it's bad."

How can they use this to backup their points? First, not everyone believes in that shit. Second, most people that preach it are sinful in other ways. So, according to the Bible, they are just as hell-bound as homosexuals are.

homosexuality by Shauser5005 July 25, 2004

Accidental Homosexuality 

When straight guy is looking at porn, he looks for a good picture to masturbate to. Once he finds a good picture(of a girl), he starts doing his business in front of the computer. But if just as hes about to release his stream of protein, possibly into a tissue or (in rarer cases) the wall, A popup with a guy spread his asshole thirteen inches appears just as his unfortunate sperm exits his body. There is usually shock, pain, and humiliation as the man has just became.... another victim of accidental homosexuality.

"Dude! I was a victim of accidental homosexuality last night."

Accidental Homosexuality by Anon Namus July 23, 2008