A mommy lemon is a lemon that makes you feel so good you want to sleep, so good that you will eat more.
The sad part is that mommy lemons give you stomach cancer.
The sad part is that mommy lemons give you stomach cancer.
Pat: Oh wow this mommy lemon is good is not sour wow
Bob: Ok you have stomach cancer lolololololo bad kid
Bob: Ok you have stomach cancer lolololololo bad kid
by BAD KID with a flamethrower May 10, 2019