objectively non-urgent concern that nessessitates a panicked phone call, often at innoprotune times (eg. firstthing in the morning after drinking, while on a date etc)
It's okay, it was just a Mommergency , let's try to go back to sleep.
n. 1. Underwear, undergarments, hosiery or other delicates belonging to ones mother which are commonly found hanging in the bathroom and cluttering the area.
2. Any instance of unattractive, large, control top or "granny" type underwear.
"I walked into your bathroom to pee, but I got attacked by all this hanging momderwear."