objectively non-urgent concern that nessessitates a panicked phone call, often at innoprotune times (eg. first thing in the morning after drinking, while on a date etc)
It's okay, it was just a Mommergency , let'stry to go back to sleep.
n. 1. Underwear, undergarments, hosiery or other delicates belonging to ones mother which are commonly found hanging in the bathroom and cluttering the area.
2. Any instance of unattractive, large, control top or "granny" type underwear.