mommandeer 

(vb) to commandeer a conversation initiated by a childless person or respond condescendingly to a childless person during a conversation for any of the following reasons:
- to emphasize how little he/she knows because he/she doesn't even have KIDS
- to emphasize how easy he/she really has it because he/she doesn't even have KIDS
- to emphasize how trivial the hard work he/she does truly is in comparison to doing ANY work and having KIDS at the same time

Melissa: I'm feeling really tired today. I've been running around all week. Between volunteering at the homeless shelter, my day job, my part time job, and going back to school...I hardly have time to relax.
Alison: Oh, stop complaining. You think you're busy? Try having kids.
John: Wow, Alison. Way to mommandeer the conversation.

mommandeer by bubblesburst April 28, 2011

Åsa Molander

A person who's very patriotic and loves their country to an extreme extent. So much that they become a teacher in that country's language and force it upon children.

A: "OMG I'm such an Åsa Molander!"
B: "So you like torturing children?"

Åsa Molander by fransosse March 22, 2022

momanager 

A mother who managers her children's careers.

Chris Jenner is the ultimate momanager for the Kardashian/Jenner family.

momanager by Ms.Write March 2, 2018

mandeer

to take over, gain control of, conquer. Used in terms of location, object, activity that one has visited and explored.

Punting is hard, but Naomi mandeered that boat and the river too.
Sarah was so hungry she mandeered her pizza.
We went to Wales and mandeered the mountains.

mandeer by ATD973 December 4, 2007

Momunteered

To be volunteered by your mother without permission, knowledge, or desire to attend an event or do a task.

Ugh. I don't want to be picking beets either, I was momunteered.

Momunteered by JesseCPK August 4, 2012

Comandeer 

To take, steal, snatch, or generally claim as your own.

EN: i'm going to comandeer your wallet
RLYN: aw shit my wallet!

Comandeer by EN STVNS March 3, 2004

Molandered 

When you apologize to the team for missing the game but send that apology too early and can totally make it to the hockey game after all.

Player 1: Sorry I missed game. Was t feeling well so laid down & slept right through it.
Player 2: See you tonight right? Game is 9:50
Player 1: Oh shit, lol. I was thinking it was 5:30 like last week.
Player 2: Are we getting Molandered? Dude see you tonight.

Molandered by Senior Icehog May 1, 2023