A determinant of how many beers you must consume before you bed her. Comes from Canadian brewing company Molson. Merged with Coors because Canadian beer sucks. The higher the number, the worse the situation.
She's overweight, but I'll smash. How many more on the Molson Scale?
Ehhh...go with 5
by amato24 February 2, 2011
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to take a monster soft crap the morning after a night of hard core drinkin
i drank a shitload last night, got up this morning and had a molson mudslide, it was awesome
by 2fast4u April 22, 2006
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Person 1: Hey man this beer tastes like piss.

Person 2: Yeah, that's because it's Molson Canadian...at least it's better than Coors Light.
by Stanley Sachs March 30, 2008
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The amount of beers a man has to drink before he beds a woman.
The hot girl in psych class has a Molson scale of 0 to 1, whereas your elderly grandmother has a Molson scale of 25.
by Dansky Kral February 2, 2011
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being utterly defeated in an embarrassing manner
You just got molsoned.
by boyo94 October 13, 2018
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