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v. to bitch slap, clobber, and knock the fuck out, simultaneously
Listen motherfucker, you got two choices.
You can either go fuck yourself, or I can mollywop your punk ass!
mollywop by sage ares January 16, 2009
Mollywhop-(V.)1.When a grown man beats another grown man as if he were a girl under the age of 10. Getting mollywhopped is not a regular beatdown, but a beating where the victim is so physically or mentally incapable of fighting back they go down like a little bitch.

2.When a man beats another person using only the head of their penis seeMushroom Stamp. For the best example, an imprint of the penis head should be visible for a minimum of 2 days after.
1.You shoulda seen Debo mollywhop that faggot. He stomped a mudhole in his ass!

2.Her face was so covered in mushroom stamps after that mollywhopping, it looked like she had an allergic reaction to dick.
Mollywhop by Mike McGrath November 4, 2005
Hitting someone in the face with your cack
That dumb bitch cheated on me so I mollywopped her!
mollywop by takeaguess January 24, 2005
Slang term, to be beat up or to be beaten up. Threat.
You better shut up before I mollywhop you
Mollywhop by Austin Favreau May 5, 2008
To be hit with an open hand or closed fist extremelyhard. The person hitting you has to follow through and come down with it so that you feel the true force.
Yo check it, my bitch is an habitual linesteppa, so everytime she steps outa line i gotta check her. She got me real heated yesterday so i mollywopp'd that silly bitch. Shell learn next time not to fuck wit me.
mollywop by mattman April 18, 2005
1. To beat someone senseless
2. Fisticuffs between two people, where the loser cannot be recognized by his own family.
3. Ass beating
If you handlobraes the wrong person, you may be mollywhopped.
Mollywhop by iLLt3ck June 6, 2003