Moleism 

1. Discrimination or prejudice based on a mole on one's skin.

2. A person with Moleism (a Moleist) has a prejudiced belief that having a mole makes a person inferior to those without.

3. Based on intolerance to a person with a mole/moles.

"As a Moleist, I believe in the ways of Moleism; particularly the belief that people who inhabit a fat mole/have fat moles (especially on their face) should live on a separate island called 'Mole Island'"

Moleism by Surina January 3, 2008

Molkist 

Molkism is a not so well known religion, based on extreame affection for Brian Molko, lead singer of Placebo. (Thereby the name.)
Worship and praise of 'the prettyest' is common with the followers. Wide term, mostly used on hard core Placebo fanatics, who often havn't heard the term themselves.
Copyrighted me, spread fast, and useful when dealing with Placebofans.
There are fans, fanatics, and Molkists.

"Now said fifty 'Hail Brians' and drink five Bloody Marys and you're forgiven'.
(Okey, that one was ment as a joke, but you get the picture.)

I mentioned a Placebo song to Tina the other day. Bad move. She went on and on about the singer for two bloody hours! I never knew she was a Molkist!

Molkist by Timo Wilder September 10, 2008

monkism 

the definition of Lucas the monkey

he just committed monkism

monkism by George Washington the 947th February 11, 2025