A group of thin, wispy hairs located on the upper lip that the wearer believes constitutes facial hair. Much like he believes her thin, wispy cries constitute consent.
Hey, nice molestache...wait, what are you doing? Don't touch me, just--no! Oh, God! Help! Please, someone! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
by mart1779 February 11, 2009
by jamesemoryjackson July 22, 2006
A group of bristles or hairs about the mouth of a man who cannot seem to grow it in fully. Sometimes this is caused by the subject going through puberty, but it is generally thought that Darwin's theory of evolution may take part in this phenomenon.(if a person is undesirable, his body may not allow him to have normal bodily functions...like growing hair on his face.) This act of trying to grow facial hair but horribly failing is usually perpetrated by child molesters and heshers for some unknown reason.(or possibly the Darwinist theory above)
by pimphuge February 25, 2003
As referenced by famous chef Michael Glennon : A creepy mustache often seen on a man or woman who molests people or things.
by Chiquita bonana October 29, 2010
A certain type of moustache worn by people who either are or will be on a list of local sex offenders.
by the cotck August 21, 2009
by Lom Johnson July 24, 2009