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molestious 

Ugh, my neighbor is such a pervert. He keeps looking over here, he's very molestious.
molestious by theMothershed July 7, 2011
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moleshit 

when someone acts like a huge asshole and abandons you to go be some girls bitch while lying like a cheap rug to cover it up. only applies if he thinks the girl is going to sleep with him but everyone knows that its never going to happen.
lucas: sorry man i have to drop you off here.

me: man this is almost 3 miles from my house...

lucas: sorry man my mom called. she needs her car back.

me: thats moleshit. youre going to starbucks to get that megan bitch a coffee arent you.

lucas: no man seriously my dog just died and my mom got cancer and my dad is beating her in a drunken rage and i just found out i have chlamydia.

george: shes not gonna suck your dick man.
moleshit by ihatemoles January 2, 2009

moleskine 

A popular brand of vintage-feel notebooks that come in various different types, including sketchbooks, daily planners, lined/unlined/checked pages, etc.

Its claim to fame is that famous artists and thinkers, like Van Gogh, used them.

No pretentious pseudoartist or writer would be caught dead without one.
"Ooh. You have a Moleskine! Can I see what's in it?"

"No way, man."
moleskine by El Fuckwit June 1, 2006
A senerio where 2 people both reach for the same thing then they both pull back.
A MOLESCIPY is where, 2 people reach for the door, then they both pull back thinking that the other person was going to get it.
Molescipy by Isaac Witlin December 19, 2010

molestimate 

The accused molestimated that he touched seven children, albeit the evidence indicated it was more like ten. His molestimations were quite modest.
molestimate by Semany snicket October 7, 2020

Moleskates 

ROGER:'hey jeff, why are your rollerskates trying to burrow for shelter?'

JEFF: 'they're MOLERSKATES'

ROGER: 'thats cruel man, moles are living things'

JEFF: 'your just jealsous because i had sex with your girlfriend in the spinika tower'

ROGER: 'i dont why i hang out with you, your really insencitive'

JEFF: 'thats what she said!'

ROGER: 'what does that even mean?'

TYRONE: 'hey guys, what you doing?'

ROGER: 'telling jeff what a dick he is'

JEFF: 'im gona go stand in a puddle and drown my moleskates'

TYRONE: 'yea jeff you really are a dick'

ROGER: 'ahhhh theres oysters everywhere!'

TYRONE: 'i told you not to where your oysercles to the oyster club'

ROGER: 'i think i got water on them'

TYRON: 'that makes them moisterles! moron!'

ROGER: 'Oh yea...silly me'

TYRON: 'hey i hear jeff did your woman in the eiffel tower'

ROGER: 'he told me it was the SPINIKA tower'

TYRON: 'not what he told me' ROGER: 'i feel so played...'

JEFF (coming back): 'they're dead'

ROGER: 'fuck off jeff...'
Moleskates by sneakybitch March 20, 2009