Moldy taco

you fuck your woman in the ass then put in in her pussy. So the next time you go to bang her it smells like a moldy taco.

man last night my girlfriends puss smelt like a moldy TACO and i puked

by alex/brandons words December 3, 2010

HFJ Moldy

HFJ Moldy is a slice of bread with a small piece out of her top left and it's covered in mold. She is a frieght handeler, and she is married to HFJ Scenty. Thank you.

Person 1: Bro, why is HFJ Moldy so fucking stupid??
Person 2: Idk, though I HATE HER.
Person 1: Same.
*HFJ Moldy blasts through the door*
Hfj Moldy: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME YOU FUCKS?

by hfjonefan0159391-59105 September 9, 2022

Moldy egg

A Moldy egg is a slur that only people who have shaved hair or no hair can say. You can also say it if your hair is not able to be styled (like if it's growing out from being recently shaved)

Person 1: Hey you're Moldy egg
Person 2: HEY you can't say that it's a SLUR!

by Flat🐸 February 3, 2022

moldy strawberry

The residue left after someone writes or draws something on a car window in the winter. Common examples are smiley faces, hearts, tic-tac-toe boards, names, and "HELP" spelled backwards.

"It look's like someone drew a smiley face on the window back here."
"What? I guess someone left me a moldy strawberry."

by Cooper Estav January 3, 2014

moldy fig

(n.) A term used (mainly by beboppers) to describe someone whose musical tastes are old or out of date.

"Did you hear what John was playing at his party last night? Man, that guy is such a moldy fig."

by DJ MoldyFig September 14, 2017

Moldy Cheese

A phrase that is used when something is beyond cheesy/corny. The phrase orginates from cheese gone bad. The bad mold in cheeses creates a harmful bacteria. The mold can send threads of mold into the cheese to create the bacteria as does an extra dose of cheesy. Hence the phrase.

Sarah: "There's only one of you. You're irreplaceable.."
Mary: "Moldy cheese!" Haha

by whitey m September 26, 2013

moldy peaches

They're this really fun band from new York that cracks me up. You gotta love the music (especially "Who's Got the Crack?"). Adam Green has put out a couple solo albums as well as Kimya Dawson. My friend talked to Kimya Dawson online. She's apparently very nice. Plus she sang backup on "How It Should Be (Sha Sha)", which is this really rad song by Ben Kweller.

The Moldy Peaches make me happy. Especially the songs "Lucky #9" and "NYC's Like a Graveyard".

I like it when my hair is poofie. I like it when you slip me a roofie. I like it when...you've got the crack. WHO'S GOT THE CRACK?

by BenKwellerFoldsFive April 12, 2005