by blumpkin25 February 9, 2015
The painful situation that happens after a poor wiping of your ass; the dried feces then becomes thicker and it hurts when you try and wipe it.
by DontLookBackInAnger July 17, 2009
Louisiana lady: Oh Beauregard where are you?!? Where is my suave molasses daddy to come and pluck my rose from my family garden?
Molasses daddy: Oh I've been here all my life. The question is, are you ready to feel my suavige?
Molasses daddy: Oh I've been here all my life. The question is, are you ready to feel my suavige?
by Banana Hammie October 29, 2019
" I was trying to get the kids ready but Charlie was being as slow as molasses on a tin roof" "She's taking her time with her homework. I swear she is slower than molasses"
by Wearytaco January 10, 2019
is a grrrls' band from Russia, playin' grunge/punk in the oldschool way.
It meansыьер disgusting, saprogenic, and at the same time pleasant, tasty and sweet. It's the original metaphor, that's constructed on contrast. The Theatre of the Absurd.
It meansыьер disgusting, saprogenic, and at the same time pleasant, tasty and sweet. It's the original metaphor, that's constructed on contrast. The Theatre of the Absurd.
gut molasses
by sassydirtyblonde May 19, 2009
The worst type of diarrhea imaginable. It wants to come out but it's too busy becoming an awful mess on the inner sides of your ass cheeks, and will not let go.
I'd really love to hang out with you tonight, but Grandma's Molasses has been plaguing me all day and it just won't end!
by Bip Bip Daniels May 23, 2010
"Yo dude, I don't remember anything that happened last night"
"Yea, must have been all of that Ghetto Molasses you drank"
"Yea, must have been all of that Ghetto Molasses you drank"
by nottz1223 October 23, 2011