mokujin

(meaning literally "wood person") is a character in the Tekken fighting game series inspired by the Jackie Chan movie Shaolin Chamber of Death. He is a wooden training dummy who comes to life at the presence of powerful evil. He has no fighting style of his own, and instead swaps between the fighting styles of the other characters.
Call centre slang reference to an offshore call centre worker because of their inability to free think and problem solve and therefore usually take a kicking at the hands of irate customers

Listen u F******* Mokujin, I'm telling you I can't get this phone unlocked.

by Shamroc November 27, 2007