mojito diablo 

Rhum drink I created while working at the Fontainebleau in South Beach, Miami. To make one at home...
1 1/2 white tequila, 1/2 creme de cassis, 2 lime wedges, 12 fresh mint leaves, 3-6 oz 7-Up soda, 1 tbsp brown sugar.
Muddle sugar, mint and squeezed lime wedges in mixing tin until mixture smells like spearmint gum. Fill with ice, add tequila and cassis, shake until the tin is icey to the touch. Pour into a collins glass, top with 7-up and garnish with a sugarcane stick and fresh mint.

"Man, there are no manly cocktails out there."
"Sure there are. My Spiritual Advisor makes an awesome Mojito Diablo."

mojito diablo by vegasrew April 26, 2007

Hot mojito 

Badass women surgeons that take no shit, run a tight ship, and have each other’s backs come hell or high water

That doctor that took care of me at the hospital is one hot mojito!

Hot mojito by DrMojito April 27, 2022

The New Mexico Mojito 

While doing a girl from behind, begin to yell incomprehensibly in Spanish, when she turns around to ask you what the hell youre doing, immediately ejaculate into a toilet plunger and stick it on her face without giving her any time to react.

“Hey John, what did you and Stacy do last night?”
“I served up the New Mexico Mojito if you know what I mean!”

The New Mexico Mojito by flocktoppler July 11, 2019

Mojito 

(mo-HEE-toe) Rum drink containing lime, mint, sugar, and soda.

To make a good mojito, crush 12 fresh spearmint leaves with half a lime and 4 tsp of sugar. Add 1.5 oz of rum, fill the glass with ice, and top off with club soda. Garnish with mint sprig and lime wedge.

Mojito by Lundy July 20, 2005

Desi Mojito 

He's a twitter celeb and a controversial person. He's gem for a reason. An unpaid member of BJP IT cell, who works with full capacity to roast liberandus.

Be like Desi Mojito, controversial but a gem.

Desi Mojito by Babu Bhaiya April 2, 2021

Mosquito Mojito 

The act when your clit gets aroused, allowing all the blood to collect there for a mosquito to suck out. The mosquito will leave traces of its venom and you’ll be in a endless cycle of arousal since you’ll feel the need to itch your clit.

Your clit is so aroused, heck that’s a whole cocktail for mosquitos, call that mosquito mojito!

Mosquito Mojito by Suzysue76 September 1, 2020

my champagne😆🍾 my wine🍷🍷😋 my tequila🥃😎 margarita🍸🍸 mojito with lime🍋🍹 sweet mimosa🍹😝 pina colada 🍻 

These words are very special and meaningful to me *sniff* they are sung by Minatozaki Sana and Hirai Momo in alcohol-free a *sniff sniff* master piece and they always make me cry when I hear them so may these words bless your ears

my champagne😆🍾 my wine🍷🍷😋 my tequila🥃😎 margarita🍸🍸 mojito with lime🍋🍹 sweet mimosa🍹😝 pina colada 🍻

my champagne😆🍾 my wine🍷🍷😋 my tequila🥃😎 margarita🍸🍸 mojito with lime🍋🍹 sweet mimosa🍹😝 pina colada 🍻 by Lily Mann June 25, 2021