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A spanglish term for very attractive girls who you think you could hook up with.
"Hey Timmie, take a look at those moisteras, let's see what you got".
moisteras by B Wabo April 29, 2008

misterobvious 

Hmmm, did you mean: Pedophile?
Woah 40 year old man, you're a MisterObvious!
Yes. Yes I am.
misterobvious by AAGuy March 4, 2019

moistbrooking 

The act of being overly sensitive - almost divaesque, about any given subject. Whether it's about your preference in women or what happens in a situation you do not agree with, moist behavior is flowing like a brook.
Chris: Why is Kevin acting like that yo? All we said was that he liked big girls.

Mark: He's just moistbrooking right now. He'll be aight.
moistbrooking by Jackk Dempsey December 6, 2011

Misterogyny

hatred, dislike, or mistrust of men. Female equivalent of Misogyny.
Vicky doesn't like him, or his mates: Her misterogyny is affecting her relationships.
Misterogyny by KeithMyArthe September 1, 2007

Moister than an Oyster 

Making someones pu55y so moist that she becomes a watergun or lawn sprinkler.
Mike Dillon makes girls "Moister than an Oyster"
One who's head is quite moist,Having a soft brain full of moisture,Being slow mentally,Being unintelligent.
Way to glue your hand to your arm moisthead.
Even a moisthead like you would of known to not stick your finger in your nose while using super glue.
Moisthead by Ogdemigod April 13, 2009