2 definitions by TwistedTaffy

Making someones pu55y so moist that she becomes a watergun or lawn sprinkler.
Mike Dillon makes girls "Moister than an Oyster"
by TwistedTaffy June 17, 2017
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When you are about to DESRTOY someones pu55y.
*Knocks on door*
*Door opens*
"Hello kind sir, I am here to slaughter your daughter"
by TwistedTaffy June 15, 2017
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