guy1:"dude take this condom, you dont want your girlfriend pregnant"
guy2:"dude thanks for the moist towelette. *wink* *wink*"
guy2:"dude thanks for the moist towelette. *wink* *wink*"
by MrT1ki June 13, 2007
A convenient way to proposition anal sex with a customer when working at a fast food restaurant or even see someone you like in store. If they use the "Wet Nap" provided then they have cleaned themselves up and are ready for action. Simply walk by their table and drop off a Moist Towelette and walk off while making awkward eye contact to successfully convey your intentions.
#1: Hey did that person just drop off Moist Towelette for no reason?
#2: Don't be so coy, wipe yo ass down and meet him in the bathroom shitstall if you want some action.
#2: Don't be so coy, wipe yo ass down and meet him in the bathroom shitstall if you want some action.
by Cytosematic January 20, 2018
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A very new, trending action common among teen boys in terms of masturbating. The moist towelette is where one takes a medium size towel and fold it in half long ways. Take a medical practitioner's latex glove and coat the inside of the glove with the lotion of your choice. Take the glove and have the hole hanging out one side of the towel. Roll the towel up around the glove tightly and ensure the hole remains outside outside of the towel. Then use it to masturbate as if it was a pocket pussy. This technique was created by Lance Ward.
Bobby: Hey Lance
Lance: Yo I just got done masturbating and you gotta try this.
Bobby: What???
Lance: The moist towelette......
Lance: Yo I just got done masturbating and you gotta try this.
Bobby: What???
Lance: The moist towelette......
by WordGod99 January 3, 2015
by pseudonymformyrealname October 17, 2017
Something to say after the word cunt when you can't think of anything else to say after the word cunt
by ELrod March 21, 2007
When it’s so hot outside and you’re sweating so much that you would be able to take a dry piece of toilet paper and wipe your taint area as well as inner thighs and ass crack to produce a product similar to Clorox wipes.
by Jbed450 May 21, 2021