A gay guy who loves to masterbate....alot.But the mog likes to masterbate to girls not guys.

1. a not yet fully grown child who takes on the style and mannerisms of a middle-aged woman, possibly by wearing a tightly shorn perm and/or a dingy, over-sized bathrobe and who assumes adult responsibilities such as preparing meals and distributing drinks

2. a dramatic archetype described as a young girl in the absence of a mother, who is wise beyond her years, and has a perplexing relationship with the father figure

Half man, half dog. He's his own best friend.

A sound you make when you don't want to go to work

Label used to describe a person with the most extreme nerd-like qualities. Common characteristics include, but are not limited to, glasses, short pants, excessive focus in mathematics or computer sciences, unibrows, social difficulty, fanny packs, and highly developed hand coordination due to frequent typing and fervent masturbation.

Mogs often start sentences with phrases such as "theoretically", "mathematically", "according to quantum mechanics", and "Star Wars". They are often found at libraries, science fairs, and virtual online gaming sites.

A mog is described as someone being so ugly that they are named as a 'thing'

To masturbate and jog at the same time.

Irish phrase to describe an ugly person usually, os else just a friendly insult. (Mistake Of God)