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A penis with hair on the tip, often seen on chodes and old men.
"The other day in the locker room this old guy was walking around with his mofka hanging out!"
"Nasty!"
mofka by Theschlong October 14, 2013
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Mofknjunior

A handsome man who’s a hardworking person, intelligent, and money motivated. He knows how to party, enjoys life to the fullest, and doesn’t really care what people think. He’s a mf beast!
Did you see Mofknjunior turning up last night?!
Mofknjunior by Sbp831 November 23, 2021

Mofknjunior

A handsome man who’s a hardworking person, intelligent, and money motivated. He knows how to party, enjoys life to the fullest, and doesn’t really care what people think. He’s a mf beast!
Did you see Mofknjunior turning up last night?!
Mofknjunior by Sbp831 November 23, 2021

Mofknjunior

A handsome man who’s a hardworking person, intelligent, and money motivated. He knows how to party, enjoys life to the fullest, and doesn’t really care what people think. He’s a mf beast!
Did y’all see mofknjunior at the party last night?!
Mofknjunior by Sbp831 November 23, 2021

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026