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A penis with hair on the tip, often seen on chodes and old men.
"The other day in the locker room this old guy was walking around with his mofka hanging out!"
"Nasty!"
mofka by Theschlong October 14, 2013
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Mofknjunior

A handsome man who’s a hardworking person, intelligent, and money motivated. He knows how to party, enjoys life to the fullest, and doesn’t really care what people think. He’s a mf beast!
Did you see Mofknjunior turning up last night?!
Mofknjunior by Sbp831 November 23, 2021

Mofknjunior

A handsome man who’s a hardworking person, intelligent, and money motivated. He knows how to party, enjoys life to the fullest, and doesn’t really care what people think. He’s a mf beast!
Did you see Mofknjunior turning up last night?!
Mofknjunior by Sbp831 November 23, 2021

Mofknjunior

A handsome man who’s a hardworking person, intelligent, and money motivated. He knows how to party, enjoys life to the fullest, and doesn’t really care what people think. He’s a mf beast!
Did y’all see mofknjunior at the party last night?!
Mofknjunior by Sbp831 November 23, 2021

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026