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A penis with hair on the tip, often seen on chodes and old men.
"The other day in the locker room this old guy was walking around with his mofka hanging out!"
"Nasty!"
mofka by Theschlong October 14, 2013
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Mofknjunior

A handsome man who’s a hardworking person, intelligent, and money motivated. He knows how to party, enjoys life to the fullest, and doesn’t really care what people think. He’s a mf beast!
Did you see Mofknjunior turning up last night?!
Mofknjunior by Sbp831 November 23, 2021

Mofknjunior

A handsome man who’s a hardworking person, intelligent, and money motivated. He knows how to party, enjoys life to the fullest, and doesn’t really care what people think. He’s a mf beast!
Did you see Mofknjunior turning up last night?!
Mofknjunior by Sbp831 November 23, 2021

Mofknjunior

A handsome man who’s a hardworking person, intelligent, and money motivated. He knows how to party, enjoys life to the fullest, and doesn’t really care what people think. He’s a mf beast!
Did y’all see mofknjunior at the party last night?!
Mofknjunior by Sbp831 November 23, 2021
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026