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pulling a mofak: Pulling a mofak is being extremely homophobic and threatening to shoot/kill any male friend that puts an arm around you or smacks your butt during a sporting event. Also being an ignorant, oblivious dickhead.
Fucken john pulled a mofak today. I walked up to him after he hit a homerun and smacked him on the butt and said good game and he turned to me acted like he was gonna punch me and said "I'll kill you man"

I walked up to my friend matt today and gave him a brohug and then he pulled a mofak.
by agregsch September 15, 2011

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