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Reverse Moses 

The sexual act of keeping your partners legs firmly together whilst you attempt penetration. Can also be used in the same vein post penetration and in many situations where instead of parting ones legs, you must keep them shut tightly together, thus its name.
My girlfriend made me Reverse Moses her last night, took 20 minutes to get the tip in, but damn was it worth it!
Reverse Moses by SpectreGrimm August 28, 2019
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Mexican Moses 

A turd found floating in a lazy river at a Mexican resort.
"No otra vez," said Pablo as he grabbed the skimmer. "Not another Mexican Moses."

or

"Dios mio! Look out for that Mexican Moses!"

mopsession

1.The act of challenging an adversary to mop combat, and threatening to mop the floor with them, thus humiliating them in battle.
ex.
Person #1: "I challenge you to a mopsession, you ready?"
Person #2: "Your mop ain't worth my time!"
mopsession by OBeast_ July 5, 2010

Moses Magoo 

A noun or a verb.

A Moses Magoo is one whose attention is preoccupied with the functions of a cellphone while walking, thus impeding the ability to focus on pedestrian traffic beyond one's own limited periphery, relying upon others to part, clearing a path before him or her.

This is a combined allusion to the biblical Moses, who parted the Red Sea and to the cartoon character Mister Magoo, who was notoriously near-sighted and resultantly accident prone.

To do a Moses Magoo is to cut someone off or to interfere in the smooth flow of pedestrian traffic because of a pre-occupation with a cellphone or similar device.
A true Moses Magoo, Charlie never sees beyond his nose while fidgetting with his cellphone and walking against the flow of traffic.

The guy in the green shirt Moses Magooed me, causing me to drop my drink.
Moses Magoo by Cassiodorus September 18, 2012
(n) Usually of Hispanic origin, known for being athletic and gifted with artistic ability , but has a rather sensitive side, likes to dress extravagantly fly no matter the occasion; and also extremely social and friendly to everyone; though a numerous number of guys hate on him lots of girls love him. Although he has dark secrets he finds the right people to tell .
(v) athletic with style and artistic ability
Guy: oh my god Moises is such a fag
Girl : your just Jealous because he can pull girls unlike you.
Moises by Indo🍁 June 17, 2015

moises your hands 

to piss on your hands to prevent blisters. the name comes from the baseball player Moises Alou who said he did it
If Steve Bartman knew that Alou Moises his hands he would have gotten out of the way instead of trying to catch that ball.

After taking a long round of batting practice without batting gloves it is a good idea to moises your hands