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mostestest 

when you love someone more than anyone else, they mean the most to you.

no word can be bigger than it.
“I love you the most
“I love you the mostest
“Too bad. I love you the mostestest”
mostestest by floweregui December 18, 2017

molesterstache 

An abbreviated form of molester moustache. Refers to the thinned-out hair clumpings grown by testosterone-challenged pedophiles and other shady sorts.
"Did you see the molesterstache on the guy driving that van? I bet he's hiding a clown suit in the back."
molesterstache by SnaggPDX November 30, 2004

I love you mostest

You add mostest at the end if I love you to signify you love your partner the mostest of all. Whoever says I love you mostest automatically loves the other partner more than he or she does forever and HAS to accept.
Dominic: I love you.

Stephanie: I love you more.

Dominic: I love you mostest. 💙
Stephanie: wow! You love me more than I do!? Guess I have to accept it.

Mostester 

More than the most,moster, and the mostest. It is the mostester. Even more than the whole shabang.
Adam: I love you Monique.
Monique: I love you more Adam.
Adam: I love you the most Monique.
Monique: I love you the mostest Adam!
Adam: Monique... I love you the mostester!
Mostester by Mr. Bowser November 26, 2006
Dubstep so filthy that, when audible, the listener immediately voids his bowels.
Mate did you hear that new banger by Modestep last night?

Yeh man, I totally shat myself.

Dude, are you going to see Modestep tomorrow?

Yeh, I bought some adult diapers, last time I went my legs smelt of shit for a week.
Modestep by Flangeman100 February 23, 2010

I love you mostest

You add mostest to the end of I love you to signify you love your partner mostest of all. Whoever says I love you mostest first loves their partner mostest FOREVER and HAS TO accept it.
Dominic: I love you
Stephanie: I love you most
Dominic: I love you mostest💙
Stephanie: aww Doommmiiinniiccc I love you💜(can't beat that.)