Shit, crap, feces, defication, shat,
"Hey Mtv just got a lot more Shit on the countdown"
"hey dude can I use your bathroom, Ive got some serious modern music buildup"
by Ben Spencer July 11, 2006
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Someone who claims to strive for equality of the sexes, but is actually trying to institute inequality with Women over Men. Some are delusional, others are manipulative and power-hungry. All are paranoid.
Did you see Anita Sarkeesian yesterday? Total Modern Femenist.
by FDrybob November 19, 2015
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From what it means and symbolises in our culture today, 'modern' music is nothing more than commercialised crap worshipped by those that cant comprehend the effort put into REAL music. Modern music is often the work of fat greedy managers churning out the sassy stylised crap in the hopes of increasing their bank balance. On the other hand, you could see it as a global conspiracy wherein the government is acting through the music industry to prevent bands who could deliver important social messages and revolutionary ideas from ever being successful and putting the control of the masses via the government in jeopardy. Your choice. Modern music described in the form above usually appeared after late 2006, and the only bands that dont fall into this category include bands who either started off before the 21st century and have remained successful to this day, or a few notable exceptions such as MGMT, Beach House, and a few other decent bands I have yet to discover. Unfortunately, the current music scene will continue to churn out this garbage and drown out decent bands who could bring forth a new musical revolution etcetera... so unfortunately for now, its here to stay :'(
Dont you just wish music today was made by bombed out rock stars high on drugs with tons of groupies instead of shitty corporate whores and managers who are only in it for the financial gain... pity the underdog, for modern music represents the latter :/
by Firelovesugar August 10, 2010
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can be anything.
ex. - a line
-colored lines
-stick drawing of a cow
-a dot
"what the hell?"

"its modern art"
by an anonymous source December 6, 2003
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The time when people started coming to Urban Dictionary instead of the Oxford Dictionary to look up a word.
- What do they mean by "modern times".
- I don't know look it up on UD.
by Sickell September 1, 2012
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The action of compulsively checking that the things you can't leave the house without are in your pockets: usually keys, phone, and wallet.
He executed the modern cross twice before leaving for the weekend just to be sure.
by Kjayeff September 4, 2011
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Interest you pay on a loan where shareholders sit around and profit off of your hard work.
My loans have become nothing but modernized slavery.
by anticipator March 11, 2017
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