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models and bottles 

A term of pretension coined by A.J., an investment banker (I-Banker). Though originally used to describe a lavish night on the town with expensive booze and attractive women, this term has been relegated to describing an overly pretentious assclown.
"Dude thinks he's all 'models and bottles' because he likes throwing his money around with overpriced call-girls."
models and bottles by mdl39 February 29, 2008
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Models and Bottles 

A term used to describe a nightclub that is less about music and dancing and more about schmoozing and climbing the social ladder. These nightclubs often place a high emphasis on bottle service, which brings in large amounts of revenue; do not feature much underground dance music, instead relying mostly on pop hits and well-known dance names; and often require a dress code, enforced by bouncers who reject "undesirable" patrons at their often arbitrary discretion.
"I don't like New York's club scene anymore; it's all models and bottles now. If you want to go dancing, I know where there'll be a good rave this weekend."
Models and Bottles by Elah806 February 17, 2013

models and bottles 

To go out and party in style, with good location, good company, the proper balance of high quality guys and girls, and no expenses spared.
Prepare to go long and strong tonight, 'cause the guys wanna roll full models and bottles!

bottles and models 

A way to describe a party that was popin and also had many fine ladies
That party was straight bottles and models all night! So many fine bitches
bottles and models by 10inchesdeep February 22, 2015

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008