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Cocktionary

A dictionary that grammar nazis don't know exists. It contains definitions tow ords/language content that supersedes any definition spoken and/or written in any traditional scholar dictionary.
Whenever you misspeak and somebody corrects your language or grammar just say:

"Oh yea? I got something better than your stupid dictionary, I got my definition from my cocktionary"

The saying usually goes better when you make a masturbating gesture with your hand.
Cocktionary by estebanz May 19, 2008

Urban Cocktionary 

a more extreme version of Urban Dictionary.
Urban Cocktionary : Urban Dictionary :: X-games : Olympics
Urban Cocktionary by your mom April 19, 2003

motionary 

Objects that are always in motion. Object that are not in motion are stationary. Objects that are always in motion are motionary.
The exaust fan in the men's washroom is always on, in fact, its motionary.
motionary by man from krog June 7, 2009

Mactionary 

A nickname given to the Dictionary app on recent Mac computers. The app is based on the New Oxford American Dictionary.
I always keep my Mactionary handy when I'm reading early American literature.
Mactionary by Hikari24 May 2, 2011

micktionary 

A list of quotes or things said by my father
“Just because you throw grass on it doesn’t make it a fucking premium pizza”.
“That’s going in the micktionary”
micktionary by PolyBlanka May 21, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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