mobilia

a term used for an italian with a big nose!

That guy has a huge nose!

Yeah, He's A Mobilia

by wawnj May 9, 2008

mobilia

anyone that has a very big nose
especially if their first name is michael

'hey mobilia, can you move your nose out of the way!, i cant see anything!'

by hi michael! May 12, 2008

mobilia

a person who jacks off into a plastic bag on school camps. most of the time for money eg $2, even if they know they wont be getting any money for it

'omg did u see mobilia'

'no what did he do?'

'he had a wank into a plastic bag'

'no way!'

'yeah man kurtis walked in on him'

'grose! why did he do it'

'kelly said she would give him 2 bucks, but he new he wasnt going to get it... so he jacked off anyway!'

by hi michael September 1, 2008

Mobilia

a person who jacks off into a plastic bag on school camps.
most of the time for money
eg $2, even if they know they wont be getting any money for it

'omg did u see mobilia'

'no what did he do?'

'he had a wank into a plastic bag'

'no way!'

'yeah man kurtis walked in on him'

'grose! why did he do it'

'kelly said she would give him 2 bucks, but he new he wasnt going to get it... so he jacked off anyway!'

by no-your-the-dog August 18, 2008

Mobilia

a person who jacks off into a plastic bag on school camps. most of the time for money eg $2, even if they know they wont be getting any money for it

'omg did u see mobilia'

'no what did he do?'

'he had a wank into a plastic bag'

'no way!'

'yeah man kurtis walked in on him'

'grose! why did he do it'

'kelly said she would give him 2 bucks, but he new he wasnt going to get it... so he jacked off anyway!'

by i-was-on-the-camp August 11, 2008