mobentley 

Is a person with a lot of swag. The life of the party. They can always make you smile in the times when you are down. They also have a great smile themselves. They make great listeners and are full of advice. Usually down to earth people. Don't make a mobentley mad though. They can get quite angry when made upset.

person 1: I was so upset yesterday, bro

person 2: dang, you ok?

person 1: yeah I talked to a mobentley.

mobentley by volcomswag October 24, 2011

Montley Crue 

badass amazing just one of the best someone yourj ealous of

you wish you could be montley crue

Montley Crue by fl712bby May 20, 2010

Molestley 

A guy in Illinois, who loves to play guitar and seems to buzz a girl in Yahoo. Also plays D&D and likes to say GRRRR as a flirting remark.

Molestley, don't buzz!
Ow.

Molestley by emichan November 8, 2007

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012