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when a man, has an extreme rush of joy similar to an orgasm from something manly. Such as beer, spicy food, explosions, fast cars, firing big guns, hot chicks, or movies involving all of those things.
I had a mangasm watching Snakes on a Plane!
Hunting with the 50 caliber rifle is a complete mangasm!
When I floored my 69' Chevelle I had a mangasm!
Hunting with the 50 caliber rifle is a complete mangasm!
When I floored my 69' Chevelle I had a mangasm!
mangasm by Austen the Puerto Rican September 21, 2006
moargasm
A moargasm is a strange phenomenon that happens when someone needs so much moar of something that moargasming is the only way this moargasmic energy can come out.
Moargasms are very dangerous, but can be quelled by smacking the sufferer upside the head with a two-by-four. Due to the excessive amounts of energy released in the process ( equivalent to performing 1000 goatses on an hourly basis ), it has been widely known on the internets that Moargasming can turn you into a complete Fucktard and/or Brian Peppers candidate.
Moargasms are very dangerous, but can be quelled by smacking the sufferer upside the head with a two-by-four. Due to the excessive amounts of energy released in the process ( equivalent to performing 1000 goatses on an hourly basis ), it has been widely known on the internets that Moargasming can turn you into a complete Fucktard and/or Brian Peppers candidate.
Having a moargasm has been said to cause the following symptoms:
* Screaming extremely loud
* Diarrhea flying out of your ass faster than your mom's car
* Feeling of imminent head implosion
* Nausea
* Heartburn
* Indigestion
* Upset stomach
* Sudden impulsive inclination towards rape ( A.K.A. Brian Peppers Syndrome )
* Limb spasms
* Seizures
* Chuoside
* Screaming extremely loud
* Diarrhea flying out of your ass faster than your mom's car
* Feeling of imminent head implosion
* Nausea
* Heartburn
* Indigestion
* Upset stomach
* Sudden impulsive inclination towards rape ( A.K.A. Brian Peppers Syndrome )
* Limb spasms
* Seizures
* Chuoside
Mangasm
Noun. The reaction of a man to something manly an attractive such as cars, tools, or other man things. Usually can be identified by an abrupt stopping of speech, movement, or both and the utterance of "oh my god" or other exclamations under the breath. This is usually followed by still standing and staring, or a sudden change in direction to get a better look at the object in question.
Girls, are not included in this, or resembling girls, as this is just a normal orgasm.
Girls, are not included in this, or resembling girls, as this is just a normal orgasm.
"Yeah, so I just tell the guy look budd- holy sh*t..."
"Jim? Helloooo."
"Yeah, sorry, just had mangasm over that 1972 Nova."
"Jim? Helloooo."
"Yeah, sorry, just had mangasm over that 1972 Nova."
Mangasm by Fobia7teen July 2, 2009
Moongasm
Moongasm by JoshyPoodles July 15, 2019
Mangasm
The combination of extreme pleasure and anxiety while watching an all-male band perform, and the realisation that you are attracted to them. Applicable in the context of heterosexual and/or homosexual desire, plus anything in between.
While watching Mangasm, Lincoln's finest band, i did indeed experience a Mangasm.
My girlfriend had a Mangasm while listening to The G-Spot Monks.
Dave couldn't control his Mangasm at the gig.
My girlfriend had a Mangasm while listening to The G-Spot Monks.
Dave couldn't control his Mangasm at the gig.
Mangasm by Shane Gostelow January 18, 2007