Short for Mystery Liquid Alchemy Koncoction. The act of placing every edible item in your house at any given time into a blender and crushing it into a form that can be anywhere from jelly, to liquid, to suspension, to sedimentary, to grows-its-own-nervous-system in nature. It may live within the drinker for 12-30 days before spawning its own colony within the host's body. It has never been known to leave.
After drinking the mlak, James felt sick. And wasn't quite sure why.
by Hoshi December 24, 2003