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Mazzen is a legend. Totally wired on the court and incredible in the bedroom, Mazzen is a total steal... its almost too bad he's more interested in shoes than romance. If mazzen were famous, he would be bEST friends with chrissy teigen, and be the best chef imaginable (try his eggplant parm, you won't regret it!) Mazzen is an overall softie and relates to feelings like you could never imagine.
"Bitch I saw you hitting up Mazzen last night..."

"Yeah he's such a sweet guy, cooked me food all last night... ifyaknowwhatimean"
mazzen by partykiller9012 January 7, 2019
The cool way to spell (Misery)
(Mizzery) is probably the best way to spell it and its OG

1. wretchedness of condition or circumstances.

2. distress or suffering caused by need, privation, or poverty.

3.great mental or emotional distress; extreme unhappiness.

Girl: "WTF!! get out of my shoes"
Boy: "No!"
Girl
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Girl: "WTF!! get out of my shoes"
Boy: "No!"
Girl: "Give out of it NOW!!"
Boy: "No!!!"
Mom: O please stop you "Mizzery"
Mizzery by JlVEN October 1, 2011

mizzenmast

I gave her the mizzenmast to the port hole.

I gave her the mizzenmast to the poop deck.
mizzenmast by -hef- September 16, 2009
mizuena, mzen, etc. the ship between mizuki akiyama and ena shinonome from the hit rhythm game project sekai. i hate them
mizuki: that was a lie. i lied to her just now
(i need to put “mizuena” here so it submits)
mizuena by nepeta August 9, 2023
Any sort of pariah.
A mizzel is a person that when direct contact is made with him/her he/she will become fidgety and twitch about.
It is not uncommon for a mizzel to smell, hoard things, have old clothes and express casual lateness.
A misunderstood character at best.
Often the first person to be blamed when domestic discrepencies arise.
"Oh my God! Rose! Look at that mizzel! Why is he sweating so much?"

"My phone went missing, which one of you mizzels took it!?"
Mizzel by Rosalyn Carter March 22, 2008

Mazzen Darwich 

Top beard, good manatee. Looks like a terrorist, but isn't!!
"drinking like a manatee tonight?"
"Nah drinking like Mazzen Darwich"
Mazzen Darwich by DaveCabbage October 7, 2011