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To do nothing, to be bored. Or used to associate ones bordem at an event or social gathering. Also can be used as slang for fooling around.
Yeah, Joey and I are just mitzing around.
The Spa is a place for Erica to mitz around.
mitzing by Apostletrendy September 9, 2008
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Oven Mitting 

The act of grabbing or manipulating an object (i.e. Penis) inserted in an anus with one's hand or multiple fingers through the vaginal wall while said hand or fingers are inserted in the vagina.
I was oven mitting my boyfriend's cock during anal sex and i was fisting my pussy. I grabbed his cock through my pussy and started jerking him off while he was still balls deep in my ass.
Oven Mitting by CPTFantasDick May 26, 2014
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The name of a highly intelectual person, of a high wealth standard of living. One who also falls into deep meditations with definate regularity.
That guy looks likes he is pulling a Matzinger
Matzinger by Thomas May 13, 2005
Masterbating with your clothes on.
Miting by Xx msuperdickm xX November 21, 2011
The act of doing nothing.
The entire office is mitting at 4:30 on Friday afternoon.
Mitting by TBLOfficestaff June 21, 2012

lucy metzing 

a girl who likes to talk about random stuff and doesnt know why she talks about it. she has a few friends but goes through a lot of friendship breakups throughout middle school. she has an amazing sense of humor that cannot be described. one amazing best friend who she loves more than anything. the list could go on and on.
you saw lucy metzing? shes amazing.
lucy metzing by pussyasssssshoe January 26, 2018

Matzingen 

Matzingen is a municipality in Switzerland with four rivers. The population of the village is intelligent, liberal and active.
Between 1150 and 1996, Matzingen owned a mill.
Matzingen by cinch January 8, 2012
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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