Mitwa means a true friend or a lover!
Is a true friend, who loves to help and is a dedicated person, fall in love less and in work more, loves to venture new adventures and is a great example of a leader, looks hard on outside but is a very emotional person on inside
Is a true friend, who loves to help and is a dedicated person, fall in love less and in work more, loves to venture new adventures and is a great example of a leader, looks hard on outside but is a very emotional person on inside
by Gujjuuchhokri November 24, 2021
A mitwa is someone who tends to fall sick a lot. A mitwa will make plans to hang out with you, bring your hopes up, then crush them by cancelling on you because he/she has fallen sick. Mitwas tend to be very pale Russian men that closely resemble vampires because of their lifestyle. They love to cheat in chess and have a hobby of stealing people's tiles. Beware of a mitwa!!
*Jesse on the phone with her bf Greg*
Jesse: Heyy Greg wana hang out sometime I haven't seen you in a while?
Greg: Yeah sure wana meet tomorrow?
Jesse: YESS! see you!
5 hours later....
*Greg calls Jesse*
Greg: Hey Jesse can't make it tomorrow I just came down with the flu and a severe case of flaming dragon breath. Sorry.
Jesse: GOSH GREG I HATE YOU WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH A MITWA!!
After years of this abuse, Jesse moves to another state and lives in a polygamous marriage with her 5 goats and 1 sheep
Jesse: Heyy Greg wana hang out sometime I haven't seen you in a while?
Greg: Yeah sure wana meet tomorrow?
Jesse: YESS! see you!
5 hours later....
*Greg calls Jesse*
Greg: Hey Jesse can't make it tomorrow I just came down with the flu and a severe case of flaming dragon breath. Sorry.
Jesse: GOSH GREG I HATE YOU WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH A MITWA!!
After years of this abuse, Jesse moves to another state and lives in a polygamous marriage with her 5 goats and 1 sheep
by amazonwoman89 November 7, 2010