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A mitwa is someone who tends to fall sick a lot. A mitwa will make plans to hang out with you, bring your hopes up, then crush them by cancelling on you because he/she has fallen sick. Mitwas tend to be very pale Russian men that closely resemble vampires because of their lifestyle. They love to cheat in chess and have a hobby of stealing people's tiles. Beware of a mitwa!!
*Jesse on the phone with her bf Greg*
Jesse: Heyy Greg wana hang out sometime I haven't seen you in a while?
Greg: Yeah sure wana meet tomorrow?
Jesse: YESS! see you!

5 hours later....

*Greg calls Jesse*
Greg: Hey Jesse can't make it tomorrow I just came down with the flu and a severe case of flaming dragon breath. Sorry.
Jesse: GOSH GREG I HATE YOU WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH A MITWA!!

After years of this abuse, Jesse moves to another state and lives in a polygamous marriage with her 5 goats and 1 sheep
by amazonwoman89 November 07, 2010

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